Friday Funnies
Lawyers know the funniest lawyer jokes...
This little gem was sent to me by a lawyer friend in Dallas:
"Press Release:
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is over-run with the pesky creatures.
A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine-dung, which is a major component of their composition."
This little gem was sent to me by a lawyer friend in Dallas:
"Press Release:
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is over-run with the pesky creatures.
A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine-dung, which is a major component of their composition."
posted by Deanie Mills at 3:58 PM
1 Comments:
Now this is funny! I had to copy it over to my blog at www.lipantexas.blogspot.com
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